Std Prevention Pillows

Condom-Man to the rescue!

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Distance to avoid contagion

WHO checklist

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Men's Health Screenings.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

Zika global alert

Sex Education

AIDS prevention

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

"This feels so familiar."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

"It's great to be back. . .!"

Clean the World.

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

Ward Cleaning.

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

Now wash your hands.

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Sex therapy clinic

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

'Sex is good!'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

AIDS prevention

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about Lyme disease."

"How many sex partners have you had?"

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'