Disease Prevention Pillows

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

"Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases!"

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'

Now wash your hands.

Aids

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

Distance to avoid contagion

"Your dad is still shy... He turns off the light before he takes off his mask!"

"I don't usually do this on the first date, but do you mind if I take your temperature?"

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about Lyme disease."

"It's great to be back. . .!"

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Disease Management

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Men's Health Screenings.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

Fighting the Zika Virus

AIDS prevention

Zika global alert

How can we improve our health?

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

"This feels so familiar."

"Aways the victim."

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

Criminal Germs

Chasing Covid Variants

Ebola reaches USA.

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!