Disease Control Pillows

Sisyphus and coronavirus

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

Ebola

Centers For Disease Control: What comes around... goes around

"Aways the victim."

Disease Management

Distance to avoid contagion

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Covid Music

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Decontamination

Fighting the Zika Virus

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Flu Vaccine.

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

'I had this two years ago.'

Criminal Germs

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'

"It's great to be back. . .!"

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

Now landing at an airport near you.