Disease Control Gifts

Sisyphus and coronavirus

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

Ebola

Centers For Disease Control: What comes around... goes around

"Aways the victim."

Disease Management

Distance to avoid contagion

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Covid Music

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Decontamination

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Fighting the Zika Virus

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Flu Vaccine.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Criminal Germs

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

'I had this two years ago.'

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'

'Put it under my microscope!'

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

Ebola reaches USA.

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

"It's great to be back. . .!"

Ebola Clinic