'Do you believe those idiots in HR screwed up our uniforms again?'
Disease Control Officer Gifts
Searching for a meaningful gift for a disease control officer? Our collection features humorous and heartfelt items that honor their dedication to keeping communities safe. Perfect for birthdays, thank-yous, or just because, these products blend appreciation with a touch of wit, making them ideal for professionals who work tirelessly to prevent disease spread and promote health. Show your support and admiration for their crucial role with our unique selection.
Opportunities in Coronatimes
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
2021
"Waiting for the vaccine launch."
"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."
vaccine wars.
Covid Inquiry / Enquiry
"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."
DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)
Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.
Fighting Covid
"Let's consider an early dive."
"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."
Deaths from Coronavirus
Disease Management
Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.
Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?
'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'
Booster shots
Fighting the Pandemic
"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"
"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."
Virtual Doctor
Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.
Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers
Corona Funeral
SAGE mentality
Economy
"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."
Coronavirus Sisyphys
Comicron
"I'm learning to live with existence."
Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask
"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."
Disease Control Officer Gifts Collection
Disease Control Officer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for disease control officers, combining wit and appreciation on every sip.
Disease Control Officer Pillows
Find comfy pillows that bring humor and pride to the workspace or home of a disease control officer.
Disease Control Officer Prints
Browse art prints that salute the important work of disease control officers and add a heartfelt touch to their environment.
Disease Control Officer T-Shirts
Discover humorous and heartfelt t-shirts that celebrate disease control officers' dedication, perfect for everyday wear or special occasions.