Disease Control Officer Pillows

'Do you believe those idiots in HR screwed up our uniforms again?'

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

2021

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

vaccine wars.

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Fighting Covid

"Let's consider an early dive."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Deaths from Coronavirus

Disease Management

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Booster shots

Fighting the Pandemic

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Virtual Doctor

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

Corona Funeral

SAGE mentality

Economy

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Comicron

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."