Disease Control Specialist Pillows

Disease Management

"One more 'News, Weather and Spores' report, and you're fired!"

Ebola

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Coronavirus

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

Covid Music

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

The Canary in the Coal Mine

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'Catch this!'

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Fighting the Zika Virus

Lyme Disease Research Lab

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Flu Vaccine.

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

Zika Epidemic

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"Aways the victim."

'I had this two years ago.'

Cuba detected a variant of HIV