Infection Control Specialists Pillows

A drawing illustrating 'bare-below-elbow' policy.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Coronavirus

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

Frontline health workers

The Canary in the Coal Mine

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'Catch this!'

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Chasing Covid Variants

"Aways the victim."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Zika Epidemic

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

"I'd say it's a fungal infection."

Zika Mosquitos

Ebola reaches USA.

Strainspotting

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

Contagious Diseases.