Infection Control Specialists Prints

A drawing illustrating 'bare-below-elbow' policy.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Coronavirus

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

Frontline health workers

The Canary in the Coal Mine

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'Catch this!'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Zika Epidemic

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

"Aways the victim."

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Chasing Covid Variants

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

Strainspotting

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Ebola reaches USA.

Contagious Diseases.

Hand Sanitizer: Please Be Considerate To Your Fellow Evolvers

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale