Disease Control Specialist Prints

Disease Management

"One more 'News, Weather and Spores' report, and you're fired!"

Ebola

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Coronavirus

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

The Canary in the Coal Mine

Covid Music

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'Catch this!'

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Fighting the Zika Virus

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Flu Vaccine.

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

'I had this two years ago.'

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'