Infection Inspector Prints

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Whatever it is, it's contagious..."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

All Natural Nothing

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

HELLth Food Sprouts

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Fire door.

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"I'm going in."

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

'Sick bucket for table sixteen.'

307 days without an accident.