Infection Control Specialist Pillows

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

Ward Cleaning.

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Coronavirus

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

Frontline health workers

The Canary in the Coal Mine

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'Catch this!'

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"Aways the victim."

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

Zika Epidemic

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Chasing Covid Variants

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Strainspotting

Contagious Diseases.

"I'd say it's a fungal infection."

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

Zika Mosquitos

Ebola reaches USA.

Hand Sanitizer: Please Be Considerate To Your Fellow Evolvers