Infection Control Specialist Mugs

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

Ward Cleaning.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Coronavirus

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Frontline health workers

The Canary in the Coal Mine

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'Catch this!'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Aways the victim."

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Zika Epidemic

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

Chasing Covid Variants

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

"I'd say it's a fungal infection."

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Ebola reaches USA.

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

Zika Mosquitos

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

Contagious Diseases.

Strainspotting

'M.R.S.A'

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."