Infection Control Enthusiast Pillows

'The new matron has contracted MRSA.'

Opportunities in Coronatimes

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Flu vaccine.

Hand sanitizer

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Frontline health workers

Wash your hands

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"I've mutated."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'