Contagion Enthusiast Pillows

"Your test results are back."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Coronavirus Sisyphys

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Hand sanitizer

Wash your hands

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"Huh, Pharaoh let them go after the tenth plague. And here I was all set to send a coronavirus! Guess I'll just have to save it for later."

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

A day in the life of a dish sink

"I've mutated."

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

Covid-19 reaper

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

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