Contagion Enthusiast Gifts

"Your test results are back."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Coronavirus Sisyphys

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Hand sanitizer

Wash your hands

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"I've mutated."

Covid-19 reaper

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

A day in the life of a dish sink

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

"Huh, Pharaoh let them go after the tenth plague. And here I was all set to send a coronavirus! Guess I'll just have to save it for later."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'