Infection Aficionado Gifts

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Coronavirus Sisyphys

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Flu vaccine.

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Healthy Patients Only

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

A termite practical joke.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

Covid-19 reaper

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

"I've mutated."

"Maybe there's a free lunch, too?"

'Are you crazy! Put that thing down before you kill somebody!'

Rooms for Rent - No Larvae.

"Why? - They're just bees without a PR agent. . ."