Contagion Curious Gifts

"This is our special isolation ward. You know how contagious yawning is..."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Do Guns Kill?

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Sunset

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

'Ya know, I'm startin' to think this whole global warming thing might not be a bunch of hogwash after all.'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

God hounded by the media.

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

Continental drift - an Eskimo in the jungle.

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

'It's an antique, but as accurate as any modern forecasts.'

"It's January Dad, where's the snow?"