Climate Curious Gifts

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Man's T-shirt says: 'PROTECT YOUR EYES: Never look directly at pale legs.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Dad, how comes they can tell us about the weather in 50 years but they can't do a forecast for tomorrow?'

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

Snowman survies hot weather by using sun screen.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'Your Kentucky weather will change in a heartbeat...I'm just getting used to it.'

With a cold, cold winter...how to lower your heating bill.

Continental drift - an Eskimo in the jungle.

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

"It's January Dad, where's the snow?"

"The problem with having our nest in a deciduous tree is that we're very exposed come winter time..."

Spring Delayed

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Argentina is a fairly cold country. It borders on Chile."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'Maybe el niño has effected their sense of direction.'

Talking seashell

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'It's an antique, but as accurate as any modern forecasts.'

"I miss the 'Good Cold Days'."

"This is summer?"

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

Sign on weather bureau door: Back in 10 minutes, weather permitting.

'Meteorite, schmeteorite.'

Hurricane Bomb

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"They say Britain's warming climate is attracting tropical species."