Weather Curious Gifts

'What's the weather like in Australia?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

A sure sign of rain

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Mother nature takes her course.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Hurricane damage to trees

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

Welcome to Scotland...

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