Weather Curious Gifts

'What's the weather like in Australia?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Painting clouds

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

A sure sign of rain

Sunbathing in Autumn

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Office Weather

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Mother nature takes her course.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Welcome to Scotland...

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

NEWS WEATHER SPORTS

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"