Space Curious Gifts

'Mars is known as the 'red planet'? Does it have debt problem like ours?'

Person welcomes alien to Earth, and is consequently zapped.

"I must say this planet is having an odd effect on our astronauts."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Teenagers!'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Hair Crop Circle

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Well, that one got away."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Flying sauces.

"Not now, Oliver."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'