Contagion Fanatic Gifts

Institute of Infectious Diseases

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

Weigh station

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

'And they saved a lot of marriages when they came out with this three-piece combo unit...'

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'

'The new teacher in our school is single and cute but he has commitment issues. He's changed his Internet service provider six times.'

Pre-email and Post-email.

"Am I not being funny enough?"

Survival Kit

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

"Everything with you is always, Kant, Kant, Kant."

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

The Hellish Sermon

"Well, if you don't count yourself, how many followers do you have?"

"Your test results are back."

Planning dept.

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'