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Institute of Infectious Diseases

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

'And they saved a lot of marriages when they came out with this three-piece combo unit...'

Weigh station

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

Hilary Mantel

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'

Pre-email and Post-email.

'The new teacher in our school is single and cute but he has commitment issues. He's changed his Internet service provider six times.'

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

Survival Kit

"Am I not being funny enough?"

"Everything with you is always, Kant, Kant, Kant."

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"Chasing high net worth clients is a fast moving game. . . it's not just bakers and financiers we need to understand. . ."

"Well, if you don't count yourself, how many followers do you have?"

Planning dept.

"I didn't know you COULD finish Netflix."