Cromwell Fanatic T-Shirts

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Candle Portraits.

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Jumping cheerleaders

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

The Raven in Flight

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Funny Farm

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Bling Crosby.

Wish You Were Beer

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"Was it hard becoming a clown?"

Institute of Infectious Diseases

'Pingree FUNDS, inc'

"Are you sure that when she flounced out, shouting 'size does matter', she was referring to your feet?"

"Before we start, I expect you're all figuratively dying for a cup of tea?"

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

"This isn't really helping."

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

Juggling percentages.