Cromwell Fanatic Prints

Hilary Mantel

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Candle Portraits.

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Jumping cheerleaders

The Raven in Flight

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

A skip full of fools.

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Funny Farm

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

Bling Crosby.

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

Wish You Were Beer

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"Was it hard becoming a clown?"

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'I've GOT it! - Winnie-the-Pooh VERSUS the Smurfs!'

'Pingree FUNDS, inc'

Institute of Infectious Diseases

"Before we start, I expect you're all figuratively dying for a cup of tea?"

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

Juggling percentages.

"Are you sure that when she flounced out, shouting 'size does matter', she was referring to your feet?"