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'Mr Arthur Gurkentopf, the man they call 'Bright Spark'?'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

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The Fourth Little Pig

Bowled over again!

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Warrior Woman

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Newt sale

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Currently Boston

"This will be a tricky operation."