Disease Prevention Specialist Pillows

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Disease Management

Distance to avoid contagion

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

Preventive medicine.

AIDS prevention

Zika global alert

Chasing Covid Variants

"This feels so familiar."

Criminal Germs

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

"Aways the victim."

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Zika Mosquitos

"It's great to be back. . .!"

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

Battle against Ebola.

"Actually I feel great but I read on the coronavirus blog that that might just be a symptom."

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

Swine Flu danger as a pandemic

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

Vis10n Impaired

Now wash your hands.

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'

Anti Virus

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about Lyme disease."