Epidemic Expert Pillows

'It's important that you identify which category she falls into before telling her she can't have a jab anyway.'

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

'Hello...? CDC...? Forget Ebola! We've got a full-blown case of toxic political ad syndrome on our hands...!'

Battle against Ebola.

Ebola Deaths in Congo

Second wave

"Aways the victim."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

vaccine wars.

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Deaths from Coronavirus

Disease Management

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Fighting the Pandemic

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Distance to avoid contagion

Booster shots

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Covid Variants

Blue Origin

Whack-a-molecule

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Water is discovered on the moon....

Strainspotting

SAGE mentality

Coronavirus Waves