Epidemic Expert Gifts

'It's important that you identify which category she falls into before telling her she can't have a jab anyway.'

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

'Hello...? CDC...? Forget Ebola! We've got a full-blown case of toxic political ad syndrome on our hands...!'

Battle against Ebola.

Ebola Deaths in Congo

Second wave

"Aways the victim."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

vaccine wars.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Deaths from Coronavirus

Disease Management

Distance to avoid contagion

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Booster shots

Social Distancing Club

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Fighting the Pandemic

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Corona Funeral

Strainspotting

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

Blue Origin

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Whack-a-molecule

Covid Variants

SAGE mentality

Science Fair. How viruses spread.