Epidemiologist Gifts

"It's my smallpox vaccine scar. . ."

2021

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Virus Travel Agency. 'Doorknob OK?'

"I'm sorry, Dr. Etheridge is an epidemiologist, not a general practitioners. But maybe if you get a group together, he would see you."

The First 'Deadliest Catch' TV show was far less popular.

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

"She's the most effective of our emerging new pathogens."

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

'It's bird flu, but luckily we've caught it early.'

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

The bug stops here

'Is there something you're not telling me, Doctor?'

"Third floor - going up?"

A nurse refuses to hand deliver a meal to a man with a contagious disease.

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Coronavirus Global Alert

"And the good news is, you only need one dose of this vaccine!"

Coronavirus

"It's a flea collar: I don't want a plague on my conscience..."

Excalibur and Hand Sanitizer

Vaccine nationalism

"We're winning. . ."

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

'This is a first Mr Cowbird. You've contracted mad cow disase and the bird flu!'

Science and Coronavirus

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."