Armchair Epidemiologist Gifts

'I've got a fear of needles'

"The government's measures are totally excessive!!"

Fortunately there are so many experts!!

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

vaccine wars.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Deaths from Coronavirus

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Disease Management

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Fighting the Pandemic

Distance to avoid contagion

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Booster shots

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Social Distancing Club

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Corona Funeral

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

Covid Variants

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Whack-a-molecule

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

SAGE mentality

Blue Origin

Strainspotting