Epidemiologist Pillows

"It's my smallpox vaccine scar. . ."

2021

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Virus Travel Agency. 'Doorknob OK?'

"I'm sorry, Dr. Etheridge is an epidemiologist, not a general practitioners. But maybe if you get a group together, he would see you."

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"She's the most effective of our emerging new pathogens."

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

'It's bird flu, but luckily we've caught it early.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"Third floor - going up?"

'Is there something you're not telling me, Doctor?'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

Sisyphus and coronavirus

The bug stops here

"And the good news is, you only need one dose of this vaccine!"

Coronavirus

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

"It's a flea collar: I don't want a plague on my conscience..."

Vaccine nationalism

Coronavirus Global Alert

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"We're winning. . ."

A nurse refuses to hand deliver a meal to a man with a contagious disease.

"From now on we will name you Alpha, Beta, Gamma and Delta!"

"Call this a pandemic? This ain't no pandemic. The Black Death of 1347, now THAT was a pandemic!"

'Catch this!'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Science and Coronavirus

Planes drop vaccines over a city

John Snow