Epidemiology Pillows

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"We're winning. . ."

"It's a flea collar: I don't want a plague on my conscience..."

"From now on we will name you Alpha, Beta, Gamma and Delta!"

John Snow

"I'm sorry, Dr. Etheridge is an epidemiologist, not a general practitioner. But maybe if you get a group together, he would see you."

Black Death plague was caused by human fleas and body lice, not rats, study says.

'So I said 'Pandemic? Pigs will fly!' And what happened? Swine flu!'

'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'

'Must start thinking outside the pox.'

Swine flu

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

Strainspotting

Strainspotting

Covid new wave

Omicron

Omicron

Covid 19 Variant

Sartre didn't have it quite right - hell is actually other epidemiologists.

Covid Variants

Chasing Covid Variants

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

"Huh, Pharaoh let them go after the tenth plague. And here I was all set to send a coronavirus! Guess I'll just have to save it for later."

"Viva omicron Tsunami!"

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

"That Corona is a real bitch!"

Now landing at an airport near you.

Dr. Anthony Fauci

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

COVID - 19 versus coronavirus.

"And the best-case scenario? How many more?"