Infection Control Gifts

'M.R.S.A'

Opportunities in Coronatimes

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Good News about winter

Man using to much bug spray

'I found the termites!'

Disease Management

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Giant slug attacks a city

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

Frontline health workers

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)