Contagion Controller Gifts

Bob begins to suspect it's a little more serious than they've been letting on.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Disease Management

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'Caw blimey!'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

Hair Traffic control.

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

Decontamination

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

Family Home.

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Nanny with children on leash

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Aways the victim."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

Zika Mosquitos