Contagion Controller Pillows

Bob begins to suspect it's a little more serious than they've been letting on.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Disease Management

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'Caw blimey!'

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

Hair Traffic control.

Decontamination

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

Family Home.

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Nanny with children on leash

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"Aways the victim."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Zika Mosquitos

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.