Disease Deterrent Gifts

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Distance to avoid contagion

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Frontline health workers

Men's Health Screenings.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

AIDS prevention

Fighting the Zika Virus

Zika global alert

"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

"Now get out."

"Aways the victim."

"This feels so familiar."

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

A man shoots at a drone.

Zika Mosquitos

Ebola reaches USA.

Thank you Doctor

"It's great to be back. . .!"

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

Fighting Malaria

Now wash your hands.

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"

"Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases!"

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about Lyme disease."

'What I really hate is preventive medicine. The go after us before we even do anything.'