Disease Defender Gifts

'What I really hate is preventive medicine. The go after us before we even do anything.'

Ebola reaches USA.

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Our war is against cancer."

Disease Management

No Soliciting

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"I can see our house from here."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

A Change of Scene.

Covid Music

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Flu Vaccine.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

'I had this two years ago.'

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

Criminal Germs

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'