Disease Defender Mugs

'What I really hate is preventive medicine. The go after us before we even do anything.'

Ebola reaches USA.

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Our war is against cancer."

Disease Management

No Soliciting

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

A Change of Scene.

Covid Music

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Flu Vaccine.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

'I had this two years ago.'

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

Criminal Germs

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'