Preventive Measures Prints

"Nobody touch me!...Nobody under any circumstances....A true hypochondriac does not play favourites."

A Hole in the Dike

Distance to avoid contagion

The new normal

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Men's Health Screenings.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

Preventive medicine.

(Beware of the dog)

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

AIDS prevention

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

"This feels so familiar."

Clean the World.

"It's great to be back. . .!"

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

Flu Shot

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

Now wash your hands.

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

Honey, wake up

"You may now wave at the bride."

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Start of the school year

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

"Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases!"

'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.'

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about Lyme disease."

'You're allergic to medical allergy bracelets.'