Germ Slayer Pillows

Medicine.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Flu vaccine.

COVID 19

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Hand sanitizer

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

'Ready or not, here I come!'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

"Ever killed a man?"

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"This feels so familiar."

"Did you wash your hands?"

"Now get out."

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

Covid Vaccine

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

'New normal' family life

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'