Germ Chaser Pillows

"Whatever it is, it's contagious..."

Combating Zika

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Breakthrough

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Hand sanitizer

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

'Ready or not, here I come!'

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

"This feels so familiar."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Now get out."

Chasing Covid Variants

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

"Did you wash your hands?"

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

Medicine.

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

'Put it under my microscope!'

Golfers lost on the road

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."