Germ Chaser Pillows

"Whatever it is, it's contagious..."

Combating Zika

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Breakthrough

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Hand sanitizer

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'Ready or not, here I come!'

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Did you wash your hands?"

Chasing Covid Variants

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"This feels so familiar."

"Now get out."

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Medicine.

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Golfers lost on the road

'Put it under my microscope!'

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'