Green Chaser Pillows

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Golfers lost on the road

'Thank you, thank you, thank you...'

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

The Salesman

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Breakthrough

Mohamed Salah

The melting polar ice caps

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

COP26

Men can show their emotions!

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Ecological balance.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"I dunno...ask him."

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Don Quilowatte

The big pause

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

Trees growing from factory chimneys.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.