Greens Chaser Pillows

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

Breakthrough

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'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Golfers lost on the road

"It takes him forever to finish."

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

Don Quichotte's shadow

'Glorious day'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Combating Zika

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

'We won't be seeing that one again...'

Somewhere in a clover pasture on March 17th...

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need to eat more greens.'

Slippery hand golfer

'An olive please. I need the greens.'

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

Catfish, dogfish, mousefish.

Noah's Oversight

"Whatever it is, it's contagious..."

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

'Mind if I smoke?'

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