Greens Chaser Mugs

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

Breakthrough

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'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"It takes him forever to finish."

Golfers lost on the road

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

Don Quichotte's shadow

'Glorious day'

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Combating Zika

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

Rafael Nadal

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need to eat more greens.'

'We won't be seeing that one again...'

Slippery hand golfer

Somewhere in a clover pasture on March 17th...

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

Catfish, dogfish, mousefish.

Noah's Oversight

'An olive please. I need the greens.'

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

"Whatever it is, it's contagious..."

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

Here Lies John Watson Dominoes Champion

'Mind if I smoke?'

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