Neighborhood Protector Pillows

'There goes the neighborhood.'

Suspicious Person Ban.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

Suburban street.

Planner at work.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

Robinia Floribunda

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'

"What's he doing now?"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Cycle Lane

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Neighborhood hygiene

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

Gossiping neighbours.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."