Online Guardian Gifts

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Ask your mother.'

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

Robber trying to break into an online account.

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

Hate Platforms

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

There is No Planet C

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Earth stove

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

Climate Change

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Toys and environmental pollution

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"AI"