Personal Space Guardian Gifts

"Yes, I’m the person who makes all the long-distance decisions… Are you the person I’m about to hang up on?"

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"My wife is constantly invading my personal space. I think she gets it from her family."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Don't invade his space."

'But what about the 4th Amendment?'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

No poking doughboy

Private Jet

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."

"I didn't live through a global pandemic just so I could group hug again!"

"Polly needs some time alone."

Yeah, Chuck's an invasive species, but in more of a "personal space" sort of way.

Introvert Career Faire.

Bed divider.

Man in Gents toilet being watched by CCTV