Personal Space Vigilante Gifts

"I'm gonna stomp all over your face."

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Scarecrows guarding a field

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

No poking doughboy

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Private Jet

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

"Polly needs some time alone."

Yeah, Chuck's an invasive species, but in more of a "personal space" sort of way.

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'