Personal Space Vigilante Gifts

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Scarecrows guarding a field

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Private Jet

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

"Polly needs some time alone."

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Don't read it! He's phishing."