Privacy Savorer T-Shirts

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

She required plenty of personal space.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Hello from the shed.

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

Women who Read Too Much

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"Baldo, we need to talk."

Obama's surveillance of America.

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

Desert Island Surveillance.

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

Luxury Mini-Breaks For Parents

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

'Well, so much for our secluded beachfront property.'

GDPR compliant

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

"We need to be careful."

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.